eirrac54 (July 19, 2008 at 4:49 am)

You're right (I think), I'm sure I remember him saying "I'm a Partick supporter ma'sel" What I said about Celtic was in response to another comment :)~

eirrac54 (July 19, 2008 at 4:41 am)

That was good, but 'the crucifiction' is MUCH better... imho, I've only heard it on record though (the 'big red album' don't know the name) it goes for about 20mins. Classic lines like..."Jesus says, SHUT YER FACE, and his face was shut, for it is written, then he says, OPEN YER FACE, an he was a'right again, NOW LET THAT BE A LESSON TAE YI," and there was "see you Judas,yer gettin on ma tit's, so yi are"... hehehe classic

rogeranout (July 19, 2008 at 12:10 am)

Thot he was a Partick Thistle supporter, that's what he made out until he made his money. To me that = phoney !

tonypap1 (July 12, 2008 at 10:31 pm)

Wish I could tell a story like that. The first time I heard that one, I didn't see the punch-line coming, but when it did......... it was one of those moments where you laugh so much, you actually start to fear for you life.

Xwrighty94X (July 12, 2008 at 12:31 pm)

yeeeeees your eminence :)started answering my mam with that lol :D ROFl

0box (July 9, 2008 at 4:19 am)

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eirrac54 (June 29, 2008 at 3:55 am)

Well, up till then we didnae understand a fucking wurd...sorry Jesus... mea culpa, mea maxima culpa ;)

eirrac54 (June 29, 2008 at 3:51 am)

He might be a celtic supporter, but I'm a hearts supporter... THAT makes him 10 times funnier than me tae start wi'... Aaaah catholic primary school, my best memory wus when they first did the mass in english... the priest said "go in peace, the mass is ended"... we all fuckin bolted oot the door...

ribenagirl3 (June 28, 2008 at 10:19 am)

billy connolly is an absolute legend and handsome

stacyblue1980 (June 18, 2008 at 7:57 am)

he was good lookin'...still a damn handsome man. FUNNIEST man of all time.