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thatguy542002 (August 17, 2008 at 6:47 am)
Chuck Norris doesn't read, he stares down books till they give him the information that he wants.
callumwainwright (August 11, 2008 at 4:40 am)
hu is chuck norris
gixxer1554 (August 2, 2008 at 12:35 am)
bRUCE LEE KICKED CHUCKS ASS ALREADY DIDNT YOU SEE THE MOVIE!!!!
r6srider (July 30, 2008 at 8:59 pm)
Chuck Norris doesn't need a watch, he DECIDES what time it is.
Jack5371 (July 20, 2008 at 4:48 pm)
when chuck norris does a push up, he doesn't push up..........he pushes the world down
dcfcdannyboy92 (July 14, 2008 at 9:26 am)
someone once said that chuck norris didnt have the best roundhouse kick...that has gone down in history as the worst mistake ever made.
JacquesZupp (July 9, 2008 at 1:54 pm)
Chuck norris is 'ORANGUMAN' A half man half orangutan hybrid. one of his half brothers was clyde the orangutan from the clint eastwood films it was him that gave Chuck the hollywood contacts. This is a true story.
Louie2994 (July 8, 2008 at 1:29 pm)
chuck norris' tears cure cancer. too bad he never cries
PocketRocket71 (July 1, 2008 at 7:04 pm)
seriously thats so fucked up and then they like what the fuck happend? when some1 smashes their fucking head
BryanRocksECW (July 1, 2008 at 3:25 pm)
if you have £5 and chuck norris has £5, chuck norris still has more money than you ;) |
