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warchild24 (October 11, 2008 at 7:46 am)
they once invented chuck norris toilet paper, but it didnt take shit from anyone.
pimpilitous (October 11, 2008 at 3:09 am)
i got 3:if you say no ones perfect, Chuck Norris takes that as a personal insult.Chuck Norris CAN believe it's butterChuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer(you know, the song "can't touch this"
rulatron (October 11, 2008 at 3:01 am)
chuck created rock paper seasors, what u dont know is that he always plays chuck norris and beats the crap outta u
lautiunlimited (October 11, 2008 at 1:44 am)
Jesus walks on water,but chuck norris swims on land
mrogers9 (October 11, 2008 at 12:04 am)
chuck can kill you by him looking at you
whitestaggg777 (October 10, 2008 at 11:47 pm)
Bruce Lee kicked Chuck's ASS!!!!!
jjunit12 (October 10, 2008 at 10:00 pm)
jesues can walk on water chuck norris can walk on jesues
XSLeader (October 10, 2008 at 7:24 pm)
Nice one. LOL!I read this somewhere before:Chuck Norris is Optimus Prime's stunt double.
XSLeader (October 10, 2008 at 7:18 pm)
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into The Hulk.When The Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
ronin2584 (October 10, 2008 at 7:14 pm)
Chuck Norris dosen't take a shower, he takes blood baths |
