jeffrost09 (October 10, 2008 at 10:37 pm)

man. this is totally freaky..lol

LordFvckingHorst (September 22, 2008 at 7:20 am)

*laughs and drops dead*

danishpride1 (September 7, 2008 at 3:06 pm)

Too bad :)

tking3950 (September 7, 2008 at 4:08 am)

boo thats the joke i was gona say lol

itunesfreek (September 5, 2008 at 11:50 am)

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?" read from my first post not this 1 =)

itunesfreek (September 5, 2008 at 11:49 am)

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so, for a week you aren't getting any milk."

itunesfreek (September 5, 2008 at 11:48 am)

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

XxPhoenixChxX (September 1, 2008 at 9:10 pm)

A man was watching his daughter as she played in the garden. Then she saw two spiders together infront of her. She asked her dad and pointed "what is that?" Her dad said "its a daddy long-leg" then the girl asked " So the one on the bottom is the mommy long-leg?" her father laughed at such a cute and innocent question and answered "No, it's also a daddy long-leg" then the girl stomped on the spiders and said "We wont be having any of that brokeback mountain shit in this garden."

RyuYuudai (August 31, 2008 at 6:31 am)

This just like a different one only I guess this one is like an earlier one or something...The one I heard was like some guys making a bet not a king and it involved kissing a donkey, pulling a dogs tooth, and satisfying and old woman...XD

CommentMan1309 (August 24, 2008 at 3:20 pm)

How do you circumsize a redneck? you kick his sister in the jaw