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Maxwell Dorian, Valedictorian

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Think you got what it takes to be Valedictorian? Maxwell Dorian takes us through a day in his life.Here are the lyrics (in case you feel like geeking out):MAXWELL DORIAN, VALEDICTORIANI SPEAK IN THREE WEEKS TO THE ENTIRE AUDITORIUMHEAVY CORDS BUT I BEAR 'EM, MEDALS CHAFE BUT I WEAR 'EMSIX STEPS TO ACADEMIC SUCCESS, NOW LET ME SHARE 'EM:FIRST PERIOD, CALCULUS, EASY AS PIBUT SUCKAS REAL AS i, THEY TRY TO SPY MY ASSIGNMENTTHEY'D LIKE TO DERIVE WHAT'S INSIDE OF MY HEADTHAT'S WHERE I MAKE MATH MY MISTRESS, DENOMINATE HER IN BEDKANT KEEP UP WITH ME ONCE PHILOSOPHY STARTSSO SMART I PICK SARTRE APART, DISCREDIT DESCARTESI THINK THEREFORE I AM AT THE TOP OF MY CLASSWHY AM I HERE? LET ME THINK, TO KICK ASSA THOROUGH UNDERSTANDING OF THOREAU, THIRD PERIODA MYRIAD OF WEARY EYES READ THE (IRA) ILIADBUT NOT ME I'M A.P. THAT TEXT IS TOO TAMETHEY'RE STRIKING OUT WITH HOMER, I'M RE-JOYCE-IN' IN JAMESP.E.'S NOT EXACTLY FOR ME, BUT I DON'T CAREI'LL GET MY "A" ANYWAY-- IN BAND I'M FIRST CHAIRPIANISSIMO, FORTISSIMO, I GOTTA BE HEARDYEAH I NEVER MISS A CODA-- NEVER MISS A CODA-- WORD!SIXTH PERIOD, HISTORY, TOP OF MY GAMEI'M LIKE NAPOLEON BUT TALL, WITHOUT A RUSSIAN CAMPAIGNI DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE FINAL I'M A DOWNRIGHT HISTORIAN....MAXWELL DORIAN, SALUTATORIANSpecial thanks to Tyler Jacobson for rocking out the sweet graphics and to Andrew Weed for some kick-A fx work.www.baratsandbereta.com

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: April 29, 2007 at 6:38 pm
Author: BaratsAndBereta

Length: 01:20
Rating: 4.72
Views: 637380

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AngelofMusic2006 (September 5, 2008 at 1:56 am)
This is the video that got me hooked on you guys, and it's still my favorite! AMAZING!
reclaimer11794 (September 5, 2008 at 12:30 am)
did they skip 5th period or did i miss it?
meggerz36 (September 4, 2008 at 7:00 pm)
i love the end :L
likemindsfan (September 4, 2008 at 5:53 am)
Maxwell Dorian,Will you marry me?!?! ha ha ha
loganzilla (September 3, 2008 at 8:37 pm)
nice
DukeXI (August 31, 2008 at 3:19 am)
I thought this would be a Maxwell's Silver Hammer parody =P"Max-well Do-ri-an - Vale-dic-torian, Calls her on the phone." I expected to hear - no matter ^_^
maladroitmortal (August 30, 2008 at 6:51 am)
hahahahaha you're right
fishykids3 (August 30, 2008 at 12:30 am)
HAHAHAHAHHA FOOTBALL!!! LMAO INRL
Vanita20 (August 29, 2008 at 4:11 pm)
LoL They spelled Descartes wrong.
megansgays (August 29, 2008 at 12:43 am)
"why am i here? let me think, to kick ass" xD


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